Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Wisecracks
- When I was a kid, asked god every night to give me a bycicle. Then I realized that god does not work that way. So I stole one and now I ask god to give me forgiveness
- No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
- Jogging for people with less inteligence to watch TV
- If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees
- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
What not to say in bed!
I'm Confused!!! Is this the start of something, end of something or is this the whole something??
Friday, October 17, 2008
The Tandoori Song - GODMAMBO Special
Let the Music Begin!
Tak tana na na tandoori nights, give me a few love bites, baby please turn off the lights.
Tak tana na na the Godmambo are in tights, smoking malboro lights, and flying kites.
Tak tana na na lets fight for our civil rights, after the festival of lights, against the ban of smoking rights.
Tak tana na na don’t get into fights, or people will be dressed in whites, to perform your funeral rites.
Godmambo sharabi, dono bhai sharabi,Duniya sharabi, dildar ve!!Sparks mein log sharabi, Dj sharabi,Emcee sharabi, lekin lagti hai hot ve.
Tanha tanha hai hotel room,Tanha hai meri nights,If smoking weed is wrong,I don’t wanna be right
Rabba rabba meri jaan jale, jale, jale, jale. (Repeat like a broken CD)
Tak tana na na tandoori nights, give me a few love bites, baby please turn off the lights.
Tak tana na na the Godmambo are in tights, smoking malboro lights, and flying kites.
Tere bin tere bine meri jaan jale, jale, jale, jale
Tak tana na na lets fight for our civil rights, after the festival of lights, against the ban of smoking rights.
Tak tana na na don’t get into fights, or people will be dressed in whites, to perform your funeral rites.
Tak tana na na tandoori nights, give me a few love bites, baby please turn off the lights.
Tak tana na na the Godmambo are in tights, smoking malboro lights, and flying kites.
Tak tana na na lets fight for our civil rights, after the festival of lights, against the ban of smoking rights.
Tak tana na na don’t get into fights, or people will be dressed in whites, to perform your funeral rites.
Godmambo sharabi, dono bhai sharabi,Duniya sharabi, dildar ve!!Sparks mein log sharabi, Dj sharabi,Emcee sharabi, lekin lagti hai hot ve.
Tanha tanha hai hotel room,Tanha hai meri nights,If smoking weed is wrong,I don’t wanna be right
Rabba rabba meri jaan jale, jale, jale, jale. (Repeat like a broken CD)
Tak tana na na tandoori nights, give me a few love bites, baby please turn off the lights.
Tak tana na na the Godmambo are in tights, smoking malboro lights, and flying kites.
Tere bin tere bine meri jaan jale, jale, jale, jale
Tak tana na na lets fight for our civil rights, after the festival of lights, against the ban of smoking rights.
Tak tana na na don’t get into fights, or people will be dressed in whites, to perform your funeral rites.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Witty Wisecracks
It is easy to display a wound, the proud scars of combat. It is hard to show a pimple - Cohen, Leonard
The kiss is an ingenious invention that prevents lovers from uttering too many inanities – Morandotti, Alessandro
They say that in the end truth will triumph, but it's a lie - Chekhov, Anton
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him - Szasz, Thomas
You recognize a true friend by how he lies to you - Morandotti, Alessandro
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse - Szasz, Thomas
The kiss is an ingenious invention that prevents lovers from uttering too many inanities – Morandotti, Alessandro
They say that in the end truth will triumph, but it's a lie - Chekhov, Anton
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him - Szasz, Thomas
You recognize a true friend by how he lies to you - Morandotti, Alessandro
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse - Szasz, Thomas
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