GODZILLA & MOGAMBO
So, finally all you people who like to read articles wanna know the meaning behind the sacred words of GODMAMBO?
I see you have traveled far and wide, through a million webpages to answer the question burning deep inside you, "What are you guys smokin' anyway?"
Well finally all will be revealed.
Many many moons ago a compatriot and I, were sitting down on comfortable chairs in a not so big room and were laughing away, when we stumbled upon a secret... This golden box to be exact!!
Inside lay something that you have seen a million times in movies. Accompanying these pieces of superb art were two bags of bones, smiling from ear to ear anxiously looking for a way to light that stuff up! Art quickly turned to smoke as the two blokes quickly puffed at it! What a relief! That was one of the many things the GodMambo did together.
Ever remember those days when you always wanted to be called a quick learner and show the world how responsible you were. Well, Mogambo was one such little monster with great heights (literally) in mind.
It was the time when the GodMambo ruled over one fourth of the kingdom. Kingdom of angels you can say, and GodMambo were the evil ones who always had evil ideas and plans. They hatched a scheme to attain great heights with a mere bamboo stick. Unfortunately, Godzilla was not a quick learner.
Do not dread my friends! Mogambo was up to the challenge. He had chased away a bunch of pariah dogs before with that big bamboo stick of his. We were on the enemies turf and they had the upper hand. As Godzilla ran away, Mogambo with his neat Rajanikanth skills used the stick to show the dogs “Who is the BOSS!”
Getting back to the point, Mogambo scaled great heights that day. The lone warrior of the green clan was like a bird! Until reality hit him smack across the face. He ended up in the hospital with a broken wrist and an experience that reinforced the fact that pole vault was not meant for GodMambo. Somehow the only person with a positive feeling that day was Godzilla as he was really pleased that he was not a fast learner!
By now I am sure that you all have realized that Mogambo was the brave one of the two. His bravery saw no bounds. He was chased by dogs, hens, snakes, bison’s, cows… You name an animal, and he was chased by all of them. No wonder he won the 100 meters race in school!
Mogambo was a hero beyond doubt! While playing cricket, he would run 50 meters like lightning to save Godzilla from dropping a catch and in the process he would drop it himself! He would get hit on his eye and worry more about how he will look in the photographs than what happened to the match!
Ask the rulers of the blue clan as to “why did the chicken crossed the road”? And they would say “It was a government conspiracy”.
Ask the rulers of the yellow clan as to “why did the chicken crossed the road”? And they would say “In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.”
Ask the rulers of the red clan as to “why did the chicken crossed the road”? And they would say “And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road and the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.”
Finally ask the rulers of the green clan as to “why did the chicken cross the road”? And they would say “huh!!!”
Hail GODMAMBO the true kings!
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