Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Godmambo 3


Guys sorry for the delay in posting this. I am sure it took a long time but here it is.
Well its time for yet another story where the two titans Godzilla and Mogambo achieve greater fame and bask in the glory of the success of their evil mean plans.

It was that time of the year when Godzilla wanted tips from Mogambo on how to be popular with girls. He too wanted to have the clean shaved look and say, guess what I just got lucky, another girl just left me.

Coming straight to the point GODMAMBO were preparing for the Navy ball that comes every year at the Gymkhana grounds in the month of December. Mogambo had trained Godzilla so well that he just cannot falter and will charm the girl to death on their first date. So it was one relaxing morning of the Navy ball and Godzilla and Mogambo decided to play Golf (The royal game). So they went over to the club, hired the clubs and balls and also hired a caddy.

The day went on and GODMAMBO were exhausted and the caddy had gone to sleep. The reason being that they had been swinging the whole morning and the golf ball hadn’t moved an inch. It stayed put no matter how hard they swung and no matter how hard they toiled. But as you know, GODMAMBO were not the ones who would give up easily. The woke the caddy up and said this time its going to go long.

Mogambo went, took his stance. Shook his fleshy bottom and shouted FORE and swung. This time he connected and the ball went soaring high. And as luck may have it, the ball hit a wild bore taking his afternoon nap. The rest of the story as told before, the wild bore chased Mogambo all the way home.

Meanwhile, Godzilla gave up on swings and started putting. And I guess Mogambo’s luck rubbed off a lil on Godzilla. The ball went straight into the hole but alas a wrong one. Godzilla had a snake bite that day as he disturbed a sleeping rat snake while posing for his hole in one photo.

Well so much for the eventful day. It was time for the grand finale the Navy Ball. Mogambo went in early with his girl expecting to see the all enthusiastic Godzilla on his first date. As he reached he saw Godzilla standing in the end of the dance floor all alone with a shine in his eye and a smirk on his face. He did not have a date. For some reason she did not come. Finally Mogambo got the truth out. It so happened that Godzilla’s girl was taking time to get dressed. Godzilla was getting impatient and asked her to hurry up only to hear “Don’t you want me to look beautiful for you honey?”. For which Godzilla replied on seeing her, “No the way you look now is perfect”.

And there continues the legend of GODMAMBO.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Witty Quotes

  • I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
  • In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
  • A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.
  • Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
  • There is a time and a place for everything, and it's called college.
  • What the hell do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
  • Dictionary: the only place marriage comes before sex anymore
  • If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
  • Why should I grow up? This is more fun!
  • I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
  • Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.

What Chandrayaan found on the Moon!!!!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Cow Sports

Friday, October 31, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Potato Chips!


Tuesday, October 21, 2008